It's easy to screw up Valentine's Day. Especially with cards like this around:
1. A realistic looking gun? No wait- it's a child with a gun! Not sexy.
AimToPlease valentine's day card

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2. This one screams "Restraining Order!"


nail you vday


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3. I guess SUNK is a play on the word SKUNK, but what do either have to do with Valentine's Day? The threat of suicide doesn't help.


suicidal skunk


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4. Maybe this one was meant to be sexy- but you don't need a little girl burning in a witch's cauldron for that.


sweet enough to eat vday


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5. The look on her face is not love, it's fear. And rightfully so- there's an alligator chomping on her.
alligatorsnap2 valentine card

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6. Why?


false teeth valentines day


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7. Nothing says "I Love You" like hammering two kids and a puppy.


hammerstrike vday


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What were they thinking? Looking for a Valentine's Day gift. How about flowers?

January 29, 2015 — admin